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My Ranking of the Best Canadian Electoral Districts, Based on Name Alone
I read the names of all 338 districts, so you don't have to.
Feb 2 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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August 2024

Campaign Problems
Everyone's a marketer.
Aug 27, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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June 2024

(Partial) Eclipse
Some belated thoughts on everyone's favorite cosmic coincidence.
Jun 17, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro

May 2024

Solo Act
I’m not that into music. I should mention this because I’m going to talk about a Boygenius concert, and I’m not sure if that band is still cool…
May 16, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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April 2024

To The Woman Outside Of Suitsupply Who Told Me To Get Off My Phone: I Have Dysentery
To the woman outside of Suitsupply:
Apr 1, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro

March 2024

I’m a PR Consultant. The Kate Middleton Photo Was a Bad Idea.
As a PR consultant, I can say that this edited Kate Middleton photo was a total misfire.
Mar 15, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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I’m Tucker Carlson, And Here’s Why I’m Interviewing Putin
I’m Tucker Carlson. The liberal media is confused about why I’m interviewing Vladimir Putin. Here are a few reasons why:
Mar 8, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro

February 2024

Dear Guy Who Is Singing On The Treadmill
A rant
Feb 20, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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Progress Report
Why did I lose weight?
Feb 12, 2024 • 
Joe Gustaferro
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